Pickles by Brian Crane for June 30, 2014

Why did she kick Muffins out of the bedroom too?

“I’m a man, but I can change. If I have to. I guess.” The man’s prayer of the Possum Lake Lodge.

When did Opal start wearing her glasses to bed? Is it to see her dreams better?

he’s lucky Opal didn’t kick him out of the house, just to the livingroom.

There’s never any right answers to Opal’s comments…

boy Earl !!!!! 8^(

Earl, Earl, Earl…the only time you can say “old” is when it’s preceded by “You’re not” as in “Opal, you’re not OLD.” Husbandry 101.

Ah, Red Green. One of the best shows ever!

Ha ha. Younger husbands with mouthes too, Earl

So much for irrefutable logic, our minds are wasted on old wives. And we have to be careful lest they waste us.

After all those years together Opal shouldn’t be so sensitive. Just give him a Dutch oven to get even :)

If the print is small , you must read close… But don’t sit close to the 60" TV screen.

Darkness is actually very good for your eyes. Darkness doesn’t strain your eyes, light does.

Well Brian, you finally came around to that running gag comment I frequently post about Earl always ending up sleeping on the couch every time he open his mouth without thinking!

Opal needs to lighten up. A lot. She’s a mean old biddy who takes it out on her husband.

Oh EARL!

xxx

Can I sue Brian? I had peanuts in my mouth when I read this. Peanuts in your mouth and laughing your butt off, do not go well together! This was absolutely HILARIOUS!

And what can you say about Red Green, besides AWESOME!

Never fails to amuse me! I can relate!!

At least he didn’t tell her that she smelled funny…Old people tend to smell funny..

I know, Dry, right!?! My husband came into the room to see why I was laughing so hard!

8^[