PENNY: "DIVORCE? YOU'RE THE WORST PARENTS EVER! I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN MINTED!" QUARTER: "NOW SON, WE KNOW CHANGE CAN BE DIFFICULT..."
No. I think he makes cents.
Cheap…
He’s just a two-bit Dad.
Well, emancipation is an option.
Using some COMMON CENTS, decide who gets to live in the couch/sofa cushions.
Resolve your differences now, if you can. Divorce court will show no quarter.
That’s what happens when you marry below you, Susan. George is only worth a quarter.
The young boy is likely still dealing with being given a girl’s name – ‘Penny’.
If you run away, no one is going to bother picking you up kid.
Who’ll get custody? It’s a tossup.
No change here – the comments are in mint condition!
If he had a nickel and dime for every time he cheated….Wait, he cheated with nickels and dimes.
He doesn’t look anything like his parents.
This doesn’t add up.
But Dad, you’re not making any cents!
Kinda warped to imagine Susan B. Anthony herself marrying George Washington himself.
An honest politician is an Abe-iration. Abandon all hope in this coin slot here.
Bilan almost 10 years ago
No. I think he makes cents.
KZ71 almost 10 years ago
Cheap…
jreckard almost 10 years ago
He’s just a two-bit Dad.
chrisdakin almost 10 years ago
Well, emancipation is an option.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Using some COMMON CENTS, decide who gets to live in the couch/sofa cushions.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Resolve your differences now, if you can. Divorce court will show no quarter.
BradyB66 almost 10 years ago
That’s what happens when you marry below you, Susan. George is only worth a quarter.
StratmanRon almost 10 years ago
The young boy is likely still dealing with being given a girl’s name – ‘Penny’.
LingeeWhiz almost 10 years ago
If you run away, no one is going to bother picking you up kid.
Superfrog almost 10 years ago
Who’ll get custody? It’s a tossup.
Perkycat almost 10 years ago
No change here – the comments are in mint condition!
Keith Messamer almost 10 years ago
If he had a nickel and dime for every time he cheated….Wait, he cheated with nickels and dimes.
joxerator almost 10 years ago
He doesn’t look anything like his parents.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 10 years ago
This doesn’t add up.
Toonerific almost 10 years ago
But Dad, you’re not making any cents!
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
Kinda warped to imagine Susan B. Anthony herself marrying George Washington himself.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
An honest politician is an Abe-iration. Abandon all hope in this coin slot here.