At my uncle’s funeral his daughter spent a minor eternity explaining he had been sick..Most of us had already figured he must have been sick if we were sitting at his funeral..Here lies Opal PicklesGone before her timeAnd her wit like Donald RicklesNow in a warmer clime..She’d be with us now, you knowYes, she’d still be livingIf it all she didn’t blowAt a sale Wal-Mart was giving
Not a problem, Opal. I haven’t seen a cause of death in a newspaper obit in decades, not even in a case where the cause of death is on the front page of the paper.
ratlum over 10 years ago
I agree it would look so bad,dying from a shopping car accident in Walmart.
CMB2304 over 10 years ago
MOVE UP IN THE WORLD AND SAY TARGET.
pelican47 over 10 years ago
Opal, can you trust Earl to honor that request?
pcolli over 10 years ago
The incident in aisle three.
juicebruce over 10 years ago
Opal would make a good Wal-martian !
KEA over 10 years ago
Well, I’m sure I wouldn’t want anyone knowing I was at Wal•Mart
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 10 years ago
At my funeral, the spouse will stand up and tell the crowd every thing she considered stupid that I did all the decades we were married.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 10 years ago
At my uncle’s funeral his daughter spent a minor eternity explaining he had been sick..Most of us had already figured he must have been sick if we were sitting at his funeral..Here lies Opal PicklesGone before her timeAnd her wit like Donald RicklesNow in a warmer clime..She’d be with us now, you knowYes, she’d still be livingIf it all she didn’t blowAt a sale Wal-Mart was giving
chizzel over 10 years ago
I’m looking forward to receiving the “old coot” status on the highways
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Bill Cosby on Lombard Street
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
I read them every day… to see if I’m listed in them.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
I would rather take my chances with a shopping cart than a plane. Although I have played a little Bumper Carts. And, I SHOP AT WALMART! So there!
Number Three over 10 years ago
He promises… Right, Earl?xxx
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
Though she reminds me some of Hyacinthe Bucket, I’m sure Hyacinthe wouldn’t be caught dead or alive in a Walmart.
The Life I Draw Upon over 10 years ago
Better treat him right Opal.
wiatr over 10 years ago
Avoid walmarts and it is less likely to happen.
pcolli over 10 years ago
I find that it’s women and old people who are most likely to cause accidents in supermarkets.
K M over 10 years ago
Not a problem, Opal. I haven’t seen a cause of death in a newspaper obit in decades, not even in a case where the cause of death is on the front page of the paper.
route66paul over 10 years ago
Just to admit shopping at Walmart is bad