Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. ratlum

    ratlum said, 9 months ago

    I agree it would look so bad,dying from a shopping car accident in Walmart.

  2. Number Six

    Number Six said, 9 months ago

    Especially on Black Friday.

  3. CMB2304

    CMB2304 said, 9 months ago

    MOVE UP IN THE WORLD AND SAY TARGET.

  4. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, 9 months ago

    But, you wouldn’t fall from thous. feet from a shopping cart accident…maybe 2 ft…at most…

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 9 months ago

    Yes, but you are far more likely to catch a cold or flu on a plane than in a hospital.The british did a study some time back and surprise, surprise, found out that people spread colds and flus on fights…

    It’s hard to think of an environment that would be easier to spread germs in than a group of people crammed in like sardines into a flying pipe with a minimum of airflow. Sneeze. Cough. not to mention handling the same things time and time again. Not long a go a person with resistant TB flew, with predictable results. That goober should have been charged with attempted murder.

  6. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 9 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    My worst respiratory infections always happened when I had to fly. Thankfully I no longer have to do the long flights anymore.

    That said, my aged auntie lost her licence at last in a superstore parking lot…hit the accelerator instead of the brake and took out a row of shopping carts. The local policeman had been in her Sunday School class years before. He said, “Now Miss Jean, you know you’re gonna have to find a driver after this.”

  7. pelican47

    pelican47 said, 9 months ago

    Opal, can you trust Earl to honor that request?

  8. crabbyrino

    crabbyrino GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    That cop was a real humanitarian. I threatened to pull my dad’s license and he vowed to never speak to me again! Fortunately, he stopped driving at night…no further problems, rest his soul.

  9. pcolli

    pcolli said, 9 months ago

    The incident in aisle three.

  10. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, 9 months ago

    Opal would make a good Wal-martian !

  11. kea

    kea said, 9 months ago

    Well, I’m sure I wouldn’t want anyone knowing I was at Wal•Mart

  12. Cminuscomics&stories

    Cminuscomics&stories GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    At my funeral, the spouse will stand up and tell the crowd every thing she considered stupid that I did all the decades we were married.

  13. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 9 months ago

    At my uncle’s funeral his daughter spent a minor eternity explaining he had been sick.
    .
    Most of us had already figured he must have been sick if we were sitting at his funeral.
    .
    Here lies Opal Pickles
    Gone before her time
    And her wit like Donald Rickles
    Now in a warmer clime.
    .
    She’d be with us now, you know
    Yes, she’d still be living
    If it all she didn’t blow
    At a sale Wal-Mart was giving

  14. Jean

    Jean said, 9 months ago

    @crabbyrino

    wish I could get my dad to give up his license or keys. The one time we took the keys he called the cops on us and the officer said as long as the state considered him able to drive by renewing his license (5 months before) then we had to give him back his keys. We told the officer, ok, but when he kills himself or someone else, don’t come telling us he was a danger and should not have been driving. Dad will be 90 in April.

  15. chizzel

    chizzel said, 9 months ago

    I’m looking forward to receiving the “old coot” status on the highways

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