And now your glucose is 150. It will be 300 by the time you get home.
So many channels. So much nothing.
Aw, go skin out your first born son…
Let us bow down and worship the great appliance that is giving its very life that we may live. Beware the Great Evil Power Outage!
Television was made especially for people like you, Jon.
I feel so good, I will toss you a roll of paper towels.
Today is yesterday’s tomorrow.
You are what they dump into your environment?
The spouse, as did her mother, has an unending stockpile of stuff saved that someone can used some day. Like her mother, when she croaks, the kids will have to hire a minimum of two huge dumpsters to get rid of it.
There is a study that shows bad gags cause blindness.