Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 31, 2013

Well I see he got the wagon fixed .

Yup, and he died obese, too.

Unity

The Kingdom of Id, where every proclamation by the king seems to end with an unwritten “or else”.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU GOCOMICS READERS!!!

Try the Garlic Diet:You don’t lose weight, you just look thinner from a distance.

The poor peasant probably doesn’t even know what Atkins is. The hungry shall stay hungry.

Who’s Atkins?

Aw the New Years resolutions even for diets never last, a forever commitment.Happy New Years Eve to everyone.

Oh, the King is that kind of dieter. The kind who can’t just let it be his own issue, but who insists that everybody around him “gets involved”, and never stops talking about it.

At least, that’s the impression I get.

Sounds like it may be getting close here…with the big “O” trying to ban cookies and popcorn….

Atkins seems to be working for me — lost ten pounds living on steak and eggnog!