Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 08, 2013
August 05, 2013
August 12, 2013
Transcript:
nature a handy guide have you ever been out at the beach or in the woods, enjoying nature, and thought to yourself, "what was that I just stepped in?" chances are it's something unpleasant. in fact, nature is full of nasty things, mucousy larval bladderoid things that, harmful or not, are best avoided. just use these handy mnemonic rhymes- guy: pee-yoo leaves of three, let it be. guy: everyone knows that. legs of eight, leave the state. makes a sound, don't hang around. thing: phffplpfgh fetid & wet, get upset. guy: agk kind of brown, put it down. seems organic, best to panic. aaaaaaaa
Ida No over 10 years ago
Foamy at the mouth,You’re heading south.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Nature. Bah, humbug! Give me the urban Concrete Jungle, thank you!
pumaman over 10 years ago
If it don’t look right it might contain a parasite.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
“Spews pea green, protect your spleen.”“Showing a spike, get on your bike.”“Does it stare, better beware.”
tigerchik32 over 10 years ago
You’re all getting a bit creepy.
fritzoid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Set foot on my land,You’re dead where you stand.