Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 17, 2013

Awwww <3

Thank goodness for nap time.

Better get lost before he wakes up, Rat; babies can be vicious when you owe them money.

From rapper to napper.

A good fable like that will always put the baby to sleep.

Watch out, next comes CRAP TIME!!!

The bat Rat! the bat. . ..

I’ll bet that this is the very first time that someone about to get his kneecaps shattered by a mob enforcer was spared because of nap time….

Lucky for Rat…

Where’d the blankie come from?

It’s the amazing Pocket Blankie! Only $19.95 plus shipping!

I do not like this bookie baby storyline.

What was that, Rat?

Is Rat on his way to a LOOOOONG nap…with the fish?!?

He must be Stewies Brother…

Hey, Stephan. I suppose you’ve noticed that your name is becoming synonymous with painful puns. Well, I suggest you come up with one that will cement your place in the annals of cringe-inducing punmanship. One of those that takes several panes of set-up, very difficult for anyone to see coming, and a payoff that will send people running for the bathroom. I know you can do it! :-)

His blanket is like optimus prime’s tailor when he went from robot to truck

Either it’s a magic blanket or the diaper fell off, turned inside out, and covered him up.

Phewwwwww!

LOL xxx

Such a cute wittle bookie.

I wanna see Bookie Baby’s mom. Someone needs to keep that kid in line.

Enough with the baby already!!!