Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 3 years ago

    But noise-cancelling headphones is golden.

  2. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 3 years ago

    Please hurl those gold bricks down my flight of stairs.

  3. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, about 3 years ago

    Why did Rat’s baby bookie have to take a nap just as he was about to give Rat a well-deserved bat up side the head yesterday?

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 3 years ago

    All those who want to see Paris Goat head-butt that little rodent, say Aye.
    :
    Aye.

  5. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Silence is golden, duct tape is grey…

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 3 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Aye.

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 3 years ago

    ‘Do you take requests?’
    ‘Yes.’
    “How about Long ago and far away … very far away.’
    ‘Or ’Silence is Golden.’

  8. DryGrub Willie

    DryGrub Willie said, about 3 years ago

    From an old Stan Freberg radio show: “You need to stand further from the mike.”
    “How much further?”
    “Cleveland.”

  9. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, about 3 years ago

    I’m sure Rat has a lot of experience in goldbricking.

  10. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Aye

  11. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, about 3 years ago

    If Goat is auditioning for Hammie’s band, he doesn’t need voice lessons, he just has to remember the words to “Clamp Down”.

  12. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 3 years ago

    @Radish

    Sometimes silence can be grey, no?

  13. emjaycee

    emjaycee said, about 3 years ago

    @Radish

    I thought the phrase was ’Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver"?

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 3 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Aye.
    …………………………………………………………..
    I don’t know that Goat’s singing voice is really all that good; it even be ba-a-a-a-a-h-d.

  15. Snoopy_Fan

    Snoopy_Fan said, about 3 years ago

    “Can you sing tenor? Ten or twelve miles away?”

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