Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 17, 2013

So, it’s Santa’s fault?…That @#%&……

Hey, look at the guy with the big nose right at the top of the crowd….Blessed are the Cheese Makers…

On second thought, let’s not go to the Promised Land. It is a silly place…

“Does anyone have change for a rock?”

O – so that is where Blazing Saddles got the idea, from Moses.

The promised land is only filled with promises.

How come whoever just set up one lousy toll-booth/gate? Don’t they know the meaning the word “Express”…??Didn’t they anticipated for large masses of people because it’s after all called “The Promised Land”?Rather short-sighted of them…

Outta the way! I got EZ-Pass!

nothing to do with garrulous flora

Couldn’t he just part the red stop sign?

it also slows the admission process when also, they have to inspect all carry on bags for you-know-what

Now somebody’s got to go back and get a s- – tload of dimes.

This coming November, the toll parkway at GA 400 north of Atlanta will cease to exist. That means no more paying toll.

Chosen people would rate smart tags.

Of course, the real reason was unbelief and disobedience. Same as yours, unfortunately. At least there’s an option.

but he never actually got there….

I’m on SS do I get a break?

[giggles] Now for my next impression; Jessie Owens!

They all forgot to get their Ramses Sunshine Express Passes !

How about a promissory note?

Yup. Blazing Saddles.

I’m happy to say that the nearest toll both to me is about a 6 hour drive away.

breaker breaker this here’s the duck

The way I was taught the purpose of the 40 year trek was so the older generations of slaves would have died and only the younger ones who had not been slaves would enter the promised land. Any Bible student want to agree or correct that idea?

“For many are called, but few are chosen.”

I say run it! Let them try mailing you a ticket with no license tags or photos to go by! And believe me…[mock racist joke to follow]: those Jews would have had exact change!

A loaf of bread….does anyone have change for a loaf of bread?

I didn’t know Moses was going to attack the Promised Land. (a la Blazing Saddles scene)

I guess the Pillar of Fire is Jose’s Home Made Tamales.

Just along side the interstate. Easy Off Easy On. Fresh made daily. Two styles. GRINGO-No caliente MACHO-mucho caliente.Side of chips, salsa, and Dos XX’s beer mucho frio. A little slice of West Texas. Border Style.

paying with the gold stolen from pharo

Of course that may be the movie version.You know Charlton Heston before he got beat out later by George Burns for God.

Lots of funny comments!

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Not to pick nits, but Moses wasn’t permitted to enter the promised land. The nation of Israel went in with Joshua taking over from Moses as leader.

Yeah, they’re putting these on the LA freeways in place of carpool laned. Guess what? So expensive that usage is WAY down and the other lanes are jam-packed. I give it 15 months.