Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 09, 2013

If I weren’t a trifler, I wouldn’t be sitting up at 1:30 AM reading a comic strip about a girl and a unicorn.

She may be able to quit trifling, but can she ever quit nose-picking? (no)

Why do I suddenly smell disaster on the wind? :D

Science will soon master Invisibility. It is all about bending light. The only difficulty is, the invisible person is left in complete darkness, unable to see. The magical version must have a different solution. The other problem is avoiding collisions with people and vehicles that do not see you.

And the laws of physics are LAWS. No getting around them. Thank our stars for the comics where we can do it with impunity. More or less.

I like truffles, but soon it will get too hot to eat chocolate.

Yeah, riiiiiight. We all know how it goes.-————————————-""Cmo’n just one more trifle, one more and THEN you can stop trifling. C’mon, one last teeny,little trifle….no one will ever know…."

Who’s for trifle?

… What about the DUCK?!!

It is in her very nature for Phoebe to trifle. It might be fun to see her trifle with truffles and make a truffle tussle.

Oh boy.

The very idea that you can quit trifiling any time you want to shows that you desperatly need help. Is there a Trifiling Anonymos nearby?

Cube sponge cake, drizzle w/jam layer in glass bowl with pudding and whipped cream. PHE is underage, so no booze with the jam, or Bruno hormones going amok.

Why is invisibility dangerous? Unicorns don’t need the money, power, etc. from bad motives. .They’re already experts at misdirection. LSH mastered bush and trash can camouflage so the other unicorns can’t see him. Why would unicorns bother using invisibility?.

I have never had ad video problems here. What is the name of your Internet provider? Some are sociopathic scum who intrude their own ads into the pages you view.

All my life I’ve been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear. I can become invisible. Just as long as no one looks at me.

Wednesday’s comic must be invisible.

I never really got this comic, but I like this one. Cute!

the gospel according to marigold. praise pho’jebus!

“a compulsive trifler”* makes me lqtms everytime

*regular quotes