Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 26, 2012

That was lame indeed.

Well, he addressed the issue.

Just as well. if he found one and gifted her, he’d be an Indian giver.

Take her to then Delhi for a sandwich.

If FDR had been an Indian, he’d have given her a New Delhi.

O U C H…

The saleslady’s line would have worked slightly better had he been looking for an open carriage.

“No surrey Bob.”

Still not stellar.

But oh well… when it comes to bad puns…I’ll take what I can get.

And so is Brenda Lee

Two puns, two! Two for the price of one!Do we get to kick That Sad Little Man in the face twice?

I’ll bet he stayed up late figuring out how to work that pun in…..

Bad pun but Rat foolishly kept it going. Should have seen that coming. Too bad for Rat he’s not even a 32nd as mart as he thinks he is.

bob has a girlfriend? a bald guy has a girlfriend? i thought girls only like guys with a full head of hair like justin bieber.

Riding that sari pun into the ground.

A good bad pun.

Ouch!

Sadly I laughed.

Just as well; all that clothing was a Sari lot.

Too much holiday, Steph

Just reading the first panel, I see a pun approaching…

@jukeofurl—I’m sari, so sari, please accept my apology—As sung by Brenda Lee’s lesser known cousin, Brenda Grant.

At least Rat didn’t kill him this time.

How about “Sarah put on her sari and went to the soiree in a surrey.” Oh. Sorry. Don’t be sore.

Does he even has a job?

Just another sari excuse for a pun.

His Indian girlfriend might be someone he talks to on the phone when trying to get tech support. Wonder if they have ever met? Wonder if she knows how sari he is?

LOVE IT!

xxx

should have just said “sari” in the last frame

Didn’t Connie Francis ask, “Whose Sari Now?”

Really? Oh well.

Sew sari

You knew this was coming from the first frame.

Bob then went on to star in an advertising campaign for Macs and iPads; it was called “Bob for Apples.”·There it is — the first non-sari pun in this section.

A bun is the doughiest form of wheat.

That was the worst one yet.

Well, perhaps if it didn’t have to be in lame?

One of his poor efforts with puns, but they are usually very good so I don’t really mind.

I thought it would be “who’s sari now?”

Neighbor Bob’s cheating on his wife, WHAT!?

pain… pain…

I ran all the way home…just to say I’m Sari…

My World Geog. teacher happens to be married to a Muslim lady

Love is never having to sew your sari.

he should have gone to saris r us

I agree with rat on this one. LAME.