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   paha_siga said, 6 months ago

   That was lame indeed.
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   freeholder1 said, 6 months ago

   Well, he addressed the issue.
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   freeholder1 said, 6 months ago

   Just as well. if he found one and gifted her, he’d be an Indian giver.
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   freeholder1 said, 6 months ago

   Take her to then Delhi for a sandwich.
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   freeholder1 said, 6 months ago

   If FDR had been an Indian, he’d have given her a New Delhi.
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   margueritem said, 6 months ago

   O U C H…
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

   His girlfriend must have nagpured him to find a sari from Tulsi. He could get jodhpurs if he goa’s indores to a costume shop. He’d have better lucknow looking for a piece of telichery pie at a neighborhood Delhi. After a day on erode of searching for a sari he’s shorapur guna beed tired and mysore.
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   simpsonfan2 said, 6 months ago

   Rat, you need to get Guard Duck to do the job, your usual baseball bat isn’t enough.
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   SusanSunshine said, 6 months ago

   The saleslady’s line would have worked slightly better had he been looking for an open carriage.

   
   “No surrey Bob.”

   
   Still not stellar.

   But oh well…
   when it comes to bad puns…
   I’ll take what I can get.
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    jukeofurl said, 6 months ago

    And so is Brenda Lee
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    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    Two puns, two! Two for the price of one!
    Do we get to kick That Sad Little Man in the face twice?
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    Radish said, 6 months ago

    Love is never having to say you’re sari.
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    blunebottle said, 6 months ago

    I’ll bet he stayed up late figuring out how to work that pun in…..
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    F6F5Hellcat said, 6 months ago

    Bad pun but Rat foolishly kept it going. Should have seen that coming. Too bad for Rat he’s not even a 32nd as mart as he thinks he is.
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    vwdualnomand said, 6 months ago

    bob has a girlfriend? a bald guy has a girlfriend? i thought girls only like guys with a full head of hair like justin bieber.
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