Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. paha_siga

    paha_siga said, almost 2 years ago

    That was lame indeed.

  2. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, almost 2 years ago

    Well, he addressed the issue.

  3. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, almost 2 years ago

    Just as well. if he found one and gifted her, he’d be an Indian giver.

  4. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, almost 2 years ago

    Take her to then Delhi for a sandwich.

  5. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, almost 2 years ago

    If FDR had been an Indian, he’d have given her a New Delhi.

  6. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    O U C H…

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    His girlfriend must have nagpured him to find a sari from Tulsi. He could get jodhpurs if he goa’s indores to a costume shop. He’d have better lucknow looking for a piece of telichery pie at a neighborhood Delhi. After a day on erode of searching for a sari he’s shorapur guna beed tired and mysore.

  8. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 2 years ago

    Rat, you need to get Guard Duck to do the job, your usual baseball bat isn’t enough.

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    The saleslady’s line would have worked slightly better had he been looking for an open carriage.


    “No surrey Bob.”


    Still not stellar.

    But oh well…
    when it comes to bad puns…
    I’ll take what I can get.

  10. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, almost 2 years ago

    And so is Brenda Lee

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Two puns, two! Two for the price of one!
    Do we get to kick That Sad Little Man in the face twice?

  12. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Love is never having to say you’re sari.

  13. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, almost 2 years ago

    I’ll bet he stayed up late figuring out how to work that pun in…..

  14. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, almost 2 years ago

    Bad pun but Rat foolishly kept it going. Should have seen that coming. Too bad for Rat he’s not even a 32nd as mart as he thinks he is.

  15. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, almost 2 years ago

    bob has a girlfriend? a bald guy has a girlfriend? i thought girls only like guys with a full head of hair like justin bieber.

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