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   margueritem said, 6 months ago

   I share rat’s frustration.
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   Sumac0f13 said, 6 months ago

   I suppose a doctor’s advice can substitute for a reflex hammer at times.
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   finale said, 6 months ago

   If you’re going to mess up your foot on someone’s face….use the bad foot…it’s already messed up.
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   paha_siga said, 6 months ago

   Who said he used a foot at all?
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

   It can be really comforting to hear the words “it’s just a sprain, rest it for a week or so” vs. the alternative. (I was running up an 18" concrete saw and it stuck in the middle of the traverse for no apparent reason. Just froze up. A 1 hp motor can twist your hand in a instant and it did. Yeeeouch.)
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   SherlockWatson said, 6 months ago

   Today’s background music: “Ain’t That a Kick in the Head” by Dean Martin.
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   legaleagle48 said, 6 months ago

   @paha_siga

   How else would he kick his doctor in the face — with his elbow?
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   Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

   Be logical, folks! To kick the silly doc in his face, Rat had to brace, kung fu-like; obviously, on his good foot. So, Pig, Rat kicked with his already-injured foot, as finale suggested he should.
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   jukeofurl said, 6 months ago

   My Right Foot
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    Alexikakos said, 6 months ago

    1) Sit down on a chair.
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    2) Lift your right foot off the floor and begin making clockwise circles with it.
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    3) Using your right hand draw the number 6 in the air in front of you.
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    The point?
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    Your foot will change direction and go anti-clockwise. (Try it, you’ll see.)
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    Coyoty said, 6 months ago

    A boot to the head does not require a foot to be in the boot.
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    BahramtheRed said, 6 months ago

    I’m with Rat this time.
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    eddie6192 said, 6 months ago

    @finale

    No matter which way…Rat got a kick out of it.
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    Jim Martin said, 6 months ago

    Laugh out loud – great stuff.
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    Number Six said, 6 months ago

    My 80 year old mother-in-law was recently coughing up blood and waited over 3 hrs for a chest x-ray at the accident & emergency dept. She finally gave up and went home.
    
    The caring receptionist shouted after her “cheerio!”
    

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    Our NHS system is f@!#ing marvelous.
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