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Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for February 06, 2019

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    Marblemouth  9 months ago

    Shhh, quiet, or everybody will want one.

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    The Fly Hunter  9 months ago

    In the end the pessimist may be proven right but the optimist will have more fun on the trip!

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    docforbin  9 months ago

    The opportunist will take the glass and drink the water that’s in it while the optimist and the pessimist argue about whether the glass is half-empty or half-full.

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    colcam  9 months ago

    Actually, it is not half full or half empty— 50% water, 50% air, but full, none the less.

    Ziggy? He goes to correcting the amounts after determination of the volume of the insect.

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    MrFixit  9 months ago

    I think it was Dilbert who said, “the engineer says the glass is too big.”.

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    Plods with Ice Dragons  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Protein!…

    … and you’re halfway to the next one.

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    jpayne4040  9 months ago

    I’ve certainly had days like that!

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    WDemBlk Premium Member 9 months ago

    Actually how you view it depends on if you are thirsty or have to finish what’s in it. I also heard someone comment it’s if you pouring or drinking.

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    Old Guy  9 months ago

    The owner of a business where I worked years ago, used to ask people, “Is your glass half empty or half full?”

    When he asked me, I gave a little shrug and said, “It’s half a glass.”

    He just looked at me and was at a loss for words.

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    blakerl  9 months ago

    Water with protein added, The latest health drink!!!

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    Loijen  9 months ago

    Quick Pull him out Ziggy maybe you can resuscitate him and feed him to your Parrot!

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    Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Would it upset your metaphorical universe if I told you my glass was stolen?

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    TurbosDad  9 months ago

    Mine is refillable…

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    DM2860  9 months ago

    The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his beer aside and calls for another one.The Scotsman doesn’t look too pleased either, but he takes out the fly and takes a big sip of beer.The Irishman looks most irritated of all, reaches into his glass, pinches the fly in between two fingers while yelling: “spit it out, spit it out!”

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    I always said it’s time to order another beer. I guess that makes me pragmatist.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    That’s a classy joint, the serve hors d’oeuvres.

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    Iwa Iniki Premium Member 9 months ago

    Pour out your glass and start over. Make it a full glass this time.

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    gregandsuzanne  9 months ago

    his glass looks like it has a roll of TP in it

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