Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 24, 2023

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 8 months ago

    Wise choice, your Finkness.

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    constantine48  8 months ago

    Very popular for the “royal” set.

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    wonder if their names are Larry, Moe, and Curly?

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    Calvinist1966  8 months ago

    “Or is it this lousy lead crown?”

    Reminds me of one of Shakespeare’s quotations – “Uneasy is the head on which the crown rests.”

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    Purple People Eater  8 months ago

    It was a fake crown (not pure gold) that lead to the discovery of specific gravity.

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    sandpiper  8 months ago

    Have to think about this one. Maybe that #3 won’t blab what he hears in the castle?

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    Diat60  8 months ago

    Seems like a lot of politicians have this type of aide.

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    mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ooh, a lead crown? That’s not healthy. I’d fire your dentist if I were you.

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    ChessPirate  8 months ago

    “Without what?”

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    jmcenanly  8 months ago

    Gold is heavier than lead.

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    rex.vecors  8 months ago

    Mizaru, Kikazaru, Iwazaru.

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    brklnbern  8 months ago

    Could have hired monkeys instead.

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    brklnbern  8 months ago

    Well at least they should keep his secrets.

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    dlestersprint0  8 months ago

    Manny, Moe and Jack, The Pep Boys.

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    FrostbiteFalls  8 months ago

    Of course! Lead leaching into the fink’s brain! That explains a lot!

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