Aquarius: You are a large green scaly creature with a series of yellow underbellies….
“Today is a good day to be kind to puppies and old people.” As if there ISN’T a good time to be kind to puppies and old people.
I represent that!
So a skeptic should doubt that those horoscopes are not specific and personal?
“You’re not going to take this seriously anyway, so why should I bother giving you any advice?”
O.K. Let me read my horrorscope that’s meant to be read by every Taurus in the world. I can’t make a move without it!
Skeptics don’t read horoscopes. D’uh.
I need to read day’s advice for Taurus, the special one for me and every other Taurus extant. I can’t make a move without it! I have to find out if my stars (or was that my ducks?) are favorably aligned! I’ll keep my finger crossed!
A skeptic’s Horoscope is illogical. Just as jokes are.
September 19, 2016
October 31, 2017