A gas station I use has specialty gases off to the border of the property: Diesel, E85 and … Raging Gas? Oh, “Racing” Gas. If Trump ever fills his own tank (very doubtful), he might be tempted to try either one of those types.
1. Any incident that happens in the US he would blame on Obama, or Hillary, or Congress for our “deplorable” intelligence department and defenses.
2. Actual policy!? He wouldn’t know one if it bit him on his confefe. And, why haven’t we heard any progress on Healthcare, Tax Reform, Immigration, or Infrastructure? I guess Congress is too busy dodging Trump bullet(in)s. They can’t do one thing at once, let alone two or three.
3. I’m sure Orange Sphincter has no clue how to pump gas and has never done it in his life.
Dtroutma about 7 years ago
But it’s really fueled by methane, from BS.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 7 years ago
It’s really an “Off-the Wall” vehicle, much like his stupid tweets!
JDave about 7 years ago
Trump has a persona so revolting
And an ego that’s always self-promoting
He’s profane and aggressive
Vain and offensive
Why are people so stupid when voting?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 7 years ago
It’s sort of a symbiotic, not to say co-dependent, relationship Don Juan has with ISIS.
emptc12 about 7 years ago
A gas station I use has specialty gases off to the border of the property: Diesel, E85 and … Raging Gas? Oh, “Racing” Gas. If Trump ever fills his own tank (very doubtful), he might be tempted to try either one of those types.
Old_Curmudgeon about 7 years ago
HIGH IN METHANE CONTENT – {a rhyme and a coda}
Of very high octane are the methane gasses
which bubble in his bowels.
Tweeting and bleating, gaseously he passes
through the air which he fouls
by pumping furiously,
by pumping Führeriously.
… Coda:
“There’s danger galore,” he raves,
“from which only my Trumpism saves.”
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Old_Curmudgeon about 7 years ago
THE ULTIMATE DESTROYER – {limerick and image}
Through Mar-a-Lago’s foyer
there struts the ultimate deployer
of venomous bile
and deceptive guile,
our nation’s ultimate destroyer:
… Image:
http://media.salon.com/2017/03/trump-mar-a-lago.jpg
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avalon1 about 7 years ago
1. Any incident that happens in the US he would blame on Obama, or Hillary, or Congress for our “deplorable” intelligence department and defenses.
2. Actual policy!? He wouldn’t know one if it bit him on his confefe. And, why haven’t we heard any progress on Healthcare, Tax Reform, Immigration, or Infrastructure? I guess Congress is too busy dodging Trump bullet(in)s. They can’t do one thing at once, let alone two or three.
3. I’m sure Orange Sphincter has no clue how to pump gas and has never done it in his life.
magicwalnut Premium Member about 7 years ago
Oh darn! I had a mouthful of hot coffee when I got to "confefe ". Best use of the new word I’ve heard.
Old_Curmudgeon about 7 years ago
BLACK SHEEP – {a limerick and a coda}
Trump bears our nation’s guilt’s onus, -
- that other nations disown us
as the world’s black sheep
dropping doo-doo quite deep.
They find it quite hard to condone us.
… Coda:
America perhaps might rebound
were The Donald removed and de-crowned.
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Kip W about 7 years ago
Burning through the treasury. A fuel and our money are soon ignited.
californicated1 about 7 years ago
Does anybody really believe that our current president ever pump his own gas?
Because I can’t see that happening.
Frankfreak about 7 years ago
CALIFORNICATED1 1 MINUTE AGO“Does anybody really believe that our current president ever pump his own gas?”
Does releasing flatulence count?
Radish the wordsmith about 7 years ago
Just wait till rotten Trumpee declares martial law over some minor incident, then it will be too late.
Old_Curmudgeon about 7 years ago
GONE SOUTH – {1.20 limericks}
It’s quite a curiosity
that folks okay the {ferocity} Führerosity
of his fibful mouth
as America goes South,
led by a mind of such paucity,
by a sociopathic monstrosity.
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Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
So many good ones not only today, but every day, Old_Curmudgeon. I am lucky I produced one today. All thanx to you.
Führerosity,* mind if I use them liberally?FreyjaRN Premium Member about 7 years ago
T-rump pumping gas? The only thing he pumps himself is, um, himself.