The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 26, 2020


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    ƹʅɗʘ  "Robin to Robin's Batman" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  9 months ago

    ! Sounds like must-scrap Love.

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    Dirty Dragon  9 months ago

    “Do That to Me One More Time, and you’ll be in for a lot of Lonely Nights here while I Shop Around.”

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    electricshadow Premium Member 9 months ago

    Just remember his real last name was Dragon.

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    The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago

    That’s great, now sing it!

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    Gale Premium Member 9 months ago

    Good on you, Google, for bringing up the real name of the duo when searching for ‘Captain & Toenail’!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 9 months ago

    ♫ “You Need A Pedi Tonight…” ♫

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    Quabaculta  9 months ago

    Looks like a job for The Toe Bro’!

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    jonlaw  9 months ago

    Nailed it!

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    Ubintold  9 months ago

    These lyrics wouldn’t have made the top 10.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  9 months ago

    Mr. Hilburn needs to apologize to Neil Sedaka, and thank the gods for the Fair Use rule!

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    But, he likes to claw his way ……ewwww

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    eddie6192  9 months ago

    I’ve got that song in my head for the last hour.

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    Ron Berg  9 months ago


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    Al Nala  9 months ago

    Ouchy, ouchy, OUCH.

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    WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago

    Funny! A great duo. That last part of their life was…sad. Love didn’t keep them together.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    Forever, or at least til they grow out again.

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    fredtfredt  9 months ago

    Stop the pop ups

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    sandflea  9 months ago

    Looks like the Captain IS the Toenail.

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    namelocdet  9 months ago

    Admit it… you could hear Toni Tennille singing those lines in your head.

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    Lablubber   9 months ago

    We’ve only just bunion.

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    Night-Gaunt49  9 months ago

    Those are some wicked claws there.

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    gsteele531  9 months ago

    Blood – blood will stick us together . . .

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    ZeebaNeighba1985  9 months ago

    Do that toe thing one more time. Once is never enough with a foot like you.

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