Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for March 02, 2024

I will never buy Charmin again.

That’s funny.

“Crabs!”

Why you steenky hoomins. You the ones who gots crabs you filthy less-haired tail-less monkeys. Not bears.

Why waste your money buying this, when you can get a monkey to groom you for free? You get rid of your lice, and the monkey gets a delicious, nutritious snack.

Look at the size of those mothers. They’re like the face huggers in Alien.

Didn’t need to see that…

Big things aren’t they.

I can see the TV commercial with a “blonde”: “I didn’t notice the lice until I was dyeing my hair. All my hair.”

Hey! What about the crabs!? They have feelings too! I wonder if crabs get crabs?

Sea food advertisement: “We’ve got crabs!”, Me: “Stop sleeping around!”

And now, gazpacho lice, for that hardcore Vegan.

Advertised on Chicago Lice TV show.

theme song is i only have lice for you…?