Strange Brew by John Deering for December 09, 2023

As distinct from the usual tacky tape parade.

If the CREEP gets elected, he’ll be throwing confetti made of secret documents from his stash.

I could have a parade something like that if I’d saved all the free address labels I’ve received over the years.

The parade music may be provided by marching bands playing sticky-note-stack concertinas (AKA squeeze boxes).

i thought they were soccer yellow cards

Never liked sticky notes. Always cut up excess paper stapled into packets and used tape if needed.

That might interesting. A potential nightmare to clean up. Still, apropos for some dubious ‘dignitaries’.

Stick it to the Man.

Cleans up after itself.

They’re merely adhering to city ordinances.