Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 18, 2020

Send Ma in. She’ll straighten the man out.

Don’t give him a reason.

Not certain that will help much.

Ma might be sitting shiva soon at this rate.

That’s his way of telling you he likes you

Well, at least we know he’s not a git.

LOL! Thanks,mom, but that probably won’t help.

They give me these sticking pains that I’ve been having!

Tell him I’ll make him some homemade muffins….

“shiv” is a noun for DIY knife.“shank” is the verb for stabbing.

Don’t see any signs of being “shived”

Movie reference…Marion was shivved in the shower.

Shank. It’s a verb: to shank.

Mother always know best!

Oh Mommmmmmm. I’m afraid my kids should say I resembled her. Ö

???

Yes, I do shower Mom, but that’s another story..

That will just encourage him to do it more often!