Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 14, 2020

That’s tough to do.

“It’s a dress that buttons up the back. Why are you looking at me like that?”

Maybe it’s his head that’s on backwards.

Bob?? I thought that was Barbara, who as you know has a blouse that buttons up the back.

Women’s dresses had the buttons on the back because “Ladies” had servants to dress them. Of course “women” dressed themselves and had different styles of dresses.

It’s just his style!

If they were up any higher, he will actually HAVE eyes in the back of his head.

Reason number 76 why I am glad I am not a girl. Nothing I own requires buttoning or fastening behind my back.

The three most important words in a marriage, “Zip me up.”

Happy Valentine’s day.

In my earliest dating days, I dated a girl who usually wore a front hook bra. Very thoughtful of her. :-)

Maybe he’s an owl-man…

I now envision a cartoon with a snowperson striptease, plucking the coals off one at a time….

Bob got the shirt on sale at Coal’s.

He’s just a big flake.