Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 17, 2020

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yeah, that’s the ticket!

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  over 1 year ago

    ! Save that for the Tennis Coach.

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    finkd  over 1 year ago

    Is that a tire mark on the front of his sweater ?

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    mddshubby2005  over 1 year ago

    Unless the traffic court judge is your significant other. Actually, no, not even then.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If you’re stopped for speeding and the cop asks you, “where’s the fire”? Just reply, In your eyes, officer.

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    Stevefk  over 1 year ago

    He apparently was looking for love in all the wrong places!

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    J Quest  over 1 year ago

    Ah, the White Lies defense…

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    WMORAN1  over 1 year ago

    That’s comedy!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Ummm! Occifer,was I going fast?

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    Oxnate  over 1 year ago

    100 internet points to anyone who does this.

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    garcoa  over 1 year ago

    He might have shaved before he said that.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Or he could have tried “Its not you, it’s me.” Maybe not.

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    j.l.farmer  over 1 year ago

    unless you were intending to propose!

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    Prawnclaw  over 1 year ago

    An empty glass is always a sad thing.

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    thelost wizard  over 1 year ago

    Rule of thumb. Court first. Bar second.

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    cubswin2016  over 1 year ago

    You should let your lawyer do all your talking.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Is it wrong to say that to a donut shop?

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