Yeah, that’s the ticket!
! Save that for the Tennis Coach.
Is that a tire mark on the front of his sweater ?
Unless the traffic court judge is your significant other. Actually, no, not even then.
If you’re stopped for speeding and the cop asks you, “where’s the fire”? Just reply, In your eyes, officer.
He apparently was looking for love in all the wrong places!
Ah, the White Lies defense…
Ummm! Occifer,was I going fast?
100 internet points to anyone who does this.
He might have shaved before he said that.
Or he could have tried “Its not you, it’s me.” Maybe not.
unless you were intending to propose!
An empty glass is always a sad thing.
Rule of thumb. Court first. Bar second.
You should let your lawyer do all your talking.
Is it wrong to say that to a donut shop?
July 17, 2015