Betcha can’t eat just one.
“Look for your own food.”
Ask for a larva bag
This is the kind of cartoon that brings the house down…
Eat the whole house? Ter-might, but ter-might not.
“Gnaw, too much for me…”
Anyone remember the old Warner Brothers cartoons about the termite? Hilarious.
My Mum would have said his eyes were bigger than his belly.
Never try eating something bigger than your head.
I’ll share. Start over in that corner and work this way.
The legendary Ogden Nash’s take:
Some primal termite knocked on wood
And tasted it, and found it good!
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.
Heh heh. Funniest one today!
One of my favorite poets!
He bit off more than he could chew.
July 17, 2015