Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 12, 2019


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    Otto Knowbetter  5 months ago

    I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends who exercise.

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    Z51 Premium Member 5 months ago

    They have backpacks that hold water……so you can rehydrate yourself on the run….……DUH?

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    somebodyshort  5 months ago

    I think that’s called a “beer mile”. I wonder if they’d just let me jug the four beers and call it done.

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    GROG Premium Member 5 months ago

    We can’t have that. No, sir.

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    WMORAN1  5 months ago

    Dean Martin called. He wants his joke back! And another martini! And Tom Hardy to re-make ‘The Wrecking Crew!’

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    cdnalor  5 months ago

    In my case, the patty kept falling out of my burger.

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    rshive  5 months ago

    A perfectly valid excuse.

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    Bruce1253  5 months ago

    The most dangerous words in the English language: “Hold my beer and watch this!”

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    Godfreydaniel  5 months ago

    Another old joke: “A man fell down a flight of stairs with a pint of beer, yet didn’t spill a drop.”

    “How’d he do that?”

    “He kept his mouth shut!”

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    Airbender  5 months ago

    Reminds me of the story of the Irishman working in a whiskey distillery. His co-worker came and informed his wife she was now a widow, as he had fallen into a vat of whiskey and drowned. She asked if her dear husband had suffered and his co-worker responded, “I don’t think so, he climbed out 3 times before he finally succumbed”.

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    ElGato  5 months ago

    Beer – Beer, my kingdom for a Beer! Or something like that.

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    WayneTurner  5 months ago

    At least he did not get run over by a beer truck jogging home from the health food store.

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