Reminds me of the story of the Irishman working in a whiskey distillery. His co-worker came and informed his wife she was now a widow, as he had fallen into a vat of whiskey and drowned. She asked if her dear husband had suffered and his co-worker responded, “I don’t think so, he climbed out 3 times before he finally succumbed”.
Otto Knowbetter almost 5 years ago
I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends who exercise.
somebodyshort almost 5 years ago
I think that’s called a “beer mile”. I wonder if they’d just let me jug the four beers and call it done.
GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago
We can’t have that. No, sir.
Differentname almost 5 years ago
Dean Martin called. He wants his joke back! And another martini! And Tom Hardy to re-make ‘The Wrecking Crew!’
cdnalor almost 5 years ago
In my case, the patty kept falling out of my burger.
rshive almost 5 years ago
A perfectly valid excuse.
Bruce1253 almost 5 years ago
The most dangerous words in the English language: “Hold my beer and watch this!”
Godfreydaniel almost 5 years ago
Another old joke: “A man fell down a flight of stairs with a pint of beer, yet didn’t spill a drop.”
“How’d he do that?”
“He kept his mouth shut!”
Airbender almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of the story of the Irishman working in a whiskey distillery. His co-worker came and informed his wife she was now a widow, as he had fallen into a vat of whiskey and drowned. She asked if her dear husband had suffered and his co-worker responded, “I don’t think so, he climbed out 3 times before he finally succumbed”.
ElGato almost 5 years ago
Beer – Beer, my kingdom for a Beer! Or something like that.
WayneTurner almost 5 years ago
At least he did not get run over by a beer truck jogging home from the health food store.