Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 24, 2023

Leopold not be a jerk? In your dreams, Gary.

Leopold is lit tonight!!!

Give Leopold a steak, and he’ll turn it into a stake for you, Gary.

Leo can be so gracious.

“Translucent Loser” Wow!

I wonder what the wait-staff is going to think when he orders his steak “living”.

Leopold, must you?

Things we didn’t see/hear in this strip.

Gary: I have a coupon for a free steak dinner and I’m going to ask Sheila the Shapeshifter out and pray she doesn’t transform into a succubus.

Also, translucent loser does roll off the tongue fairly well.

And just the other day I learned the word pellucid.

Too late.

Leo’s being a Beef Jerky.

It’s just that Leopold is by his nature a BIG Jerk!

Will ordinary steak satisfy his appetite, or will he also eat his waiter at the steakhouse?