Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 08, 2017


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    Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You’re a special, special freak.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  almost 2 years ago

    No, neither you nor anybody, nor anything, is “so” unique – or very unique, kind of unique, rather unique, or anything of the sort. “Unique” is an absolute, and it neither requires nor supports a modifier. It means “one of a kind” (the “uni” part is a hint). Either there is one and it is unique, or there are more than one, and they are not unique. “Unique” is only properly used when used alone!

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    Michael G  almost 2 years ago

    “Little tiny hairs! Growin’ out my face! And I said, “Uhh!” – W.H. Cosby, Jr., PhD. Before the fall.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh god, I knew it !! I’m a werewolf !!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well don’t pull on, or that thing will fall off.

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    Three Steps Over Japan  almost 2 years ago

    Son: “Really?”

    Dad: “Yes! You have that extremely rare hair that is used for making silk ties! I sell you to a silk farm and I can retire a happy man!”

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