Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 21, 2021

She’s very pretty. Must be a scale model.

In all my years of Fishing I never caught one of those , Saw one once ! ( Photo shoot on the beach ,very nice)

Traded in the shells for a tube top. Sensible.

Now she spends her days complaining about dry hair.

There’s something fishy about her.

I think she’d be a great catch…

By the way, my name is Barb.

just a glance and he was hooked…

I wonder What kind of bait was being used?

I’m thinking hook nose.

Someone was trying to snag a girlfriend hehehe

She has a weakness for worms.

She swallowed the line and sinker.

She opened her big mouth…

Good thing the bottom half is the fish.

Where’s Tom Hanks when you need him?

Why is she wearing a top? Mermaids were bare-chested.

Hook her bar?

She was always told to keep a stiff upper lip.

She got hooked

Hope she doesn’t catfish him.