Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 08, 2021

Ok Dan, move on. The banana jokes have lost their a-peel!

Orange you glad he didn’t say bananas?

He didn’t say it the first time.

He could of said something is rotten in Grande Perigo!!!

Weren’t “they” telling us recently that bananas were near extinction? Maybe that was just a marketing ploy.

What’s up with RJ here?

An incredibly beautiful woman is standing in front of him and he hasn’t gone into dreamy lust state ONCE yet!

He must have smacked his junk on the way down, and is too numb to think straight.

All this talk of bananas is distorting his perception of her fine oranges.

I wonder what he suspected when he was dying.

Somebody do something, so she can go back to growing bananas, instead of just going bananas!

This sounds right up RJ’s alley!

ka-plantain

Thank goodness this wasn’t a walnut farm!

KA-DIABOLICAL!

Sounds like quite a pickle. (Ooops, wrong plant! Sorry about that.)

“My father suspiciously died…”