Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 25, 2020

That explanation suggests Nature won’t choose you as a viable entity.

works for me.

I agree but I remember that my teacher gave me zero points for that exam answer. Must have been the low wage scale that the district offered teachers. Education: you get what you pay to receive.

Precisely…

I like that better than the textbook definition.

White chocolate I hope?

Survival of the fattest.

Receiving “investments” I see….

There’s important information left out. What flavor is the Jolly Rancher? If it’s green apple or watermelon, OK, the Reese’s without question. Grape or cherry? I might very well prefer that, depending on my mood. Cinnamon? Probably not, but I can’t rule it out entirely.

This guy might be proof that Darwin was wrong….

Can’t just say, “I don’t know,” can you, dad?

On the other hand, if natural selection didn’t favor those of use who love chocolate, there wouldn’t be so many of us, and we would have died out long ago. So maybe he has a point.

sounds politically correct

Natural selection works best when we remove all the warning labels.

Amen to that!!!