Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 18, 2023

What’s the de-eal with zen?

Me got nothing to says about this.

I tried to comment on this, but then I thought to myself: What is it good for? Yup! Absolutely nothing…

straight A student…

And zen what did you do?

Okay. Don’t worry about it.

“Well, my one hand claps for you.”

Nothing! The primary word in the teenage vocabulary!

What did the Zen master say to the hotdog vendor?………………………………(wait for it)…………………"Make me ONE with EVERYTHING.

He went on to get a job on the Seinfeld show.

At least the kid grew up to be a good citi-ZEN?

More like being One with Nothingness or being Two with Also.

Meditation consternation … dagnabbit …!

Some sarcasm, take your neighbors newspaper before dawn.

Ralph, that would be the Seinfeld cops knocking on your door. Master, we all cannot be a Shaolin Monk Kwai Chang Caine

It was nothing Buddha waste of time.

good, grasshoppa!

Everything Zen…I don’t think so.

In Zen, nothing is Ok if it is the right sort of nothing.