Pickles by Brian Crane for September 26, 2023

The guy did not recognize rosco but he remembers what you look like Earl

Clyde is just messing with him.

Where’s Roscoe? Last we saw Earl left him with Clyde. hmmm

Earl: Those blue M&Ms were actual Viagra!

Clyde: Didn’t eat ‘em, bad for my blood sugar, slipped ‘em to Roscoe.

Earl: Gee, no wonder he was humpin’ the couch cushions and Opal’s legs! Usually he only does that when she doesn’t shave.”

Earl just sat in it.

Look out for a trick, Earl. I’m sure Clyde has something up his sleeve (besides his arm).

A good memory, but a short one!

Sometimes a bad memory is a good one!

Better hope it’s a short memory and not a trap he’s leading you into, Earl!

My mother would deliberately take out her hearing aids when she didn’t want to listen to anyone’s advice.

Earls guilty conscience….

I ran my mouth off a bit too much, oh, what did I say?

Well, you just laughed it off, it was all okay —Modest Mouse

I prefer SHORT friends with OLD memories…..

wait, where is Rosco?

Earl was prepared to apologize for being a ‘schlub’. Good man!

Earl ….. are you sure it was yesterday and not 4-5 years (or more) ago …… ;)

Actually old enemies with ‘short’ memories are healthier.

Clyde probably got along with the lady just fine—maybe more.

Better apologize to Roscoe too.

Friends? I thought they were brothers.

The one where he glued the guy’s left hand to the park bench?

You mean where you had him hold your dog to make someone think that the dog who relieved himself on his yard was Clyde’s?