Pickles by Brian Crane for March 06, 2021


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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    I learned the absolute importance of careful cleaning when I lived in cockroach country (Houston) for a quarter of a century or so that lasted a little less than two actual calendar years. Because, as bad as having you foot chewed, stepping on those things in the dark has got to be at least as bad.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  2 months ago

    yeah, let’s go with the gravy (for mashed potatoes or for biscuits?)

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    That would take quite a while, Earl!

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    Sanspareil  2 months ago

    Erben2 will be ecstatic!

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    When Earl has sore feet he may think, “My dogs are hurting.”

    Now his dog is hurting his dogs.

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    sirbadger  2 months ago

    Walking around the house with gravy on your slippers is a way to leave what looks like brown stains around the house.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Take them off, take them both off…now throw them in the washer and shut the lid….

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    jagedlo  2 months ago

    Just make sure that he stops before he tries to nibble on you!

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    LeeYoung Premium Member 2 months ago

    When we eat on the couch while watching TV, our cat is always sniffing around us just in case we dropped something. She esp loves Cheetos crumbs. :)

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    kab2rb  2 months ago

    For us with 3 dogs, one of the 3 if food on clothing tries to go for a feast. Not like Rosoe.

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    ANIMAL  2 months ago

    Wow – that is NASTY..!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (so glad I’m not a dog)

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    martynhappyone  2 months ago

    Dogs will NEVER eat their owners if the owner dies, even if it takes a while to find their body. Cats WILL eat their expired owner.

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    Ratkin  2 months ago

    Roscoe’s headed down a slipper-y slope.

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  2 months ago

    Can you get a building wrapped and flooded with Cyanide gas ?

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    As a Poster-Boy for horror movies, I happen to know he won’t begin until he has pooped and peed several times around your corpse.

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    Thinkingblade  2 months ago

    Back when I had cats, I had some extended family come visit from “the far east” evidently they had socks that were made from something other than cotton, because the cats clearly thought they were catnip and would not leave my family member’s feet alone!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 2 months ago

    Don’t worry, Earl. A dog will never eat it’s owner. Just keep an eye on the cat!

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