Pickles by Brian Crane for March 06, 2021

I learned the absolute importance of careful cleaning when I lived in cockroach country (Houston) for a quarter of a century or so that lasted a little less than two actual calendar years. Because, as bad as having you foot chewed, stepping on those things in the dark has got to be at least as bad.

yeah, let’s go with the gravy (for mashed potatoes or for biscuits?)

That would take quite a while, Earl!

Erben2 will be ecstatic!

When Earl has sore feet he may think, “My dogs are hurting.”

Now his dog is hurting his dogs.

Walking around the house with gravy on your slippers is a way to leave what looks like brown stains around the house.

Take them off, take them both off…now throw them in the washer and shut the lid….

Just make sure that he stops before he tries to nibble on you!

When we eat on the couch while watching TV, our cat is always sniffing around us just in case we dropped something. She esp loves Cheetos crumbs. :)

For us with 3 dogs, one of the 3 if food on clothing tries to go for a feast. Not like Rosoe.

Wow – that is NASTY..!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (so glad I’m not a dog)

Dogs will NEVER eat their owners if the owner dies, even if it takes a while to find their body. Cats WILL eat their expired owner.

Roscoe’s headed down a slipper-y slope.

Can you get a building wrapped and flooded with Cyanide gas ?

As a Poster-Boy for horror movies, I happen to know he won’t begin until he has pooped and peed several times around your corpse.

Back when I had cats, I had some extended family come visit from “the far east” evidently they had socks that were made from something other than cotton, because the cats clearly thought they were catnip and would not leave my family member’s feet alone!

Don’t worry, Earl. A dog will never eat it’s owner. Just keep an eye on the cat!