Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 15, 2021

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    codycab  about 3 years ago

    Once upon a time, Marigold got hoof polish because, UNICORN! The end.

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    Averagemoe  about 3 years ago

    By that logic, there must be nothing cooler than stamp collecting.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    so how are the weirdo girl and her unicorn and other mystical creature friends are going to fix the ex-cool/popular girl’s dilemma?

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    andacar  about 3 years ago

    You have to be like all the other popular kids to be cool.

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    What COLOR hoof polish?

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    Antiyonder  about 3 years ago

    Well I marathoned Adventure Time twice (Hulu and the Complete Collection DVD) and had a lot of fun doing so. Guess that means it’s not cool then, right?

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    Q4horse  about 3 years ago

    Horse.com Item# SLT700300, Twinkle Toes Hoof Polish. Color Choices: Gold, Silver, Pink, Purple, or Blue glitter or Rainbow Stars. Marigold gets the Rainbow Stars.

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    Darwinskeeper  about 3 years ago

    That’s how I have always seen coolness. That’s why I have answered the call of the wierd.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The connection between be cool and be boring is something I’ve observed since childhood.

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    scyphi26  about 3 years ago

    I like that their immediate assumption from all of this is that “cool” equals “boring.” :P

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    nerdhoof  about 3 years ago

    Marigold has a Shield of Boringness…

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    bobpickett1  about 3 years ago

    we used motor oil

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    MollyGirl  about 3 years ago

    Omg hoof polish?! I have to hear this!!!! Marigold starts talking and I silently walk away.

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    RyanOrtega  about 3 years ago

    Self-deprecation much?

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    DDrazen  about 3 years ago

    Not boring; one must be non-threatening.

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    pchemcat  about 3 years ago

    Marigold makes a good point. It must be boring to be cool, why else would the cool kids focus on the nerdy ones so much?

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 3 years ago

    I guess hipsterism is out.

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    {} ~ - * Aesthetic Unicorn * - ~ {}  about 3 years ago

    REALLY?! To be cool you hafta be BORING!? Ok then! ~ starts being boring at school ~ * after class * Well that was a LIE.

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    Toast Pusheen, here at your service  about 3 years ago

    If it’s cool why did she fall asleep?

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    bopard  about 3 years ago

    Being queen bee is all about control. Other-girl control vanishes the instant she loses a contest. There are limitless possibilities to dethrone her.

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    bopard  about 3 years ago

    Guys, you’re mixing what interests you, and what impresses everyone else. Being cool takes wearing sun glasses and leaning on a wall. see Snoopy

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    jerrica.benton333  over 2 years ago

    I always feel like a jerk when I like an ep and it bumps the likes from 93 to 94… oh well.

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