Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 18, 2014

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    Monster Hesh  over 7 years ago

    That uncomfortable moment when your best friend thinks you’re some sort of bigot.

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    Dave Thompson Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Marigold, chickens can fly, at least ones that haven’t been caged their whole life. And having lived on Kauai, where there are feral chickens everywhere, the answer to why the chicken crossed the road is easy: To get away from the rooster.

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    WaitingMan  over 7 years ago

    Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the other, uh, never mind.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago

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    Bob. Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I’ve seen many a chicken roosting in a tree. Peacocks too.

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    Simon_Jester  over 7 years ago

    “Okay, then why did the UNICORN cross the road?”

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    dogday Premium Member over 7 years ago

    @ Happyx3: If ever a look said, “None o’ your #$%^ business why I cross the road”, THIS is it!!! YIKES!

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I see.

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    Scorchwave  over 7 years ago

    “flightless” Some of my chickens settle in the trees to sleep.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 7 years ago

    Do unicorns ever joke?

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And that episode of “WKRP” aside, so can turkeys. The local wild ones roost in trees.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 7 years ago

    How does she feel about flightless goats?

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    PrairieGhost  over 7 years ago

    I had a couple of my chickens give me a fright yesterday when they came flying straight at me. I thought I was under attack by strange wild birds before I realized it was just my own poultry. While some of my chickens are completely earthbound, others have no difficulty flying up into our trees to roost at night or clearing great distances on the wing when they want to get someplace in a hurry.

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    PBS< BN<JS  over 6 years ago

    what is up with these re-runs

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    Colleen The Someone.  over 1 year ago

    No, its BOTH.

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