Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 25, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Rat should be A patient.

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    SonicFan91  about 5 years ago

    Get psycoly rAT

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    kaffekup   about 5 years ago

    Rat, do like my wife does; get louder each time you ask the question. And don’t wait so long to ask.

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    B UTTONS  about 5 years ago

    Rat has a standing retaining agreement with Rick Singer to fix any test to give Rat the best score.

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    santa72404  about 5 years ago

    Rat the impatient patient.

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    juncarlo  about 5 years ago

    It is not that Rat is impatient, what he has is a passion for rushing things.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Pig has his times .

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    x_Tech  about 5 years ago

    How do you keep a fool in suspense?

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Rat’s sick. That’s why he’s a patient.

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    Breadboard  about 5 years ago

    Just like the question do these jeans make my butt look big ? ……. Croc Power !

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    Definitely not!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    PIG hesitated answering RAT….he knew RAT would not be truthful…YIKES!

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    jel354  about 5 years ago

    I wonder if Pig’s actual instructions on the page were to wait a bit before asking the next question.

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The best way to do a personality test is to have someone who knows you do your assessment.

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    Bookworm  about 5 years ago

    “O wad some Power the giftie gie us / To see oursels as ithers see us! / It wad frae mony a blunder free us, / An’ foolish notion. . . " Robert Burns.

    (“frae” = “from”)

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    Cerabooge  about 5 years ago

    Patience is a vice.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 5 years ago

    In the last panel, Pig should have stopped after the first 17 letters! d;o)

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    Lab rat.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 5 years ago

    My self-assessment is that I’m highly ambivalent. Or maybe I’m not.

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    I prefer doctors who have lots of patients.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Do you know how to drive a moron crazy?

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Rat is not impatient. He just does not like to waste time. Try to keep up, Pig!

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    poopsypoo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That is a rat a tat tatter!!!

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    c001  about 5 years ago

    Got a club for me?

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    Eagles fan (A.S.A)  about 3 years ago


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