Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 28, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Do a sit-up while trying to get an Oreo.

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    GeifuKe  over 4 years ago

    Cheese-flavoured bacon bits.

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    Before doing the last item, have Rat learn the Heimlich procedure.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Hey… if I  can lift weights, you can too.

    Your list doesn’t specify how heavy they have to be.

    Myself, I can bench six whole ounces with ease.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    I’ve got one on my list : Burp loudly after gobbling all the food.

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    erik.vanthienen  over 4 years ago

    A jumping Monterey Jack?

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    I dream of exercising quite a bit, then I wake up!

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    dwane.scoty1  over 4 years ago

    Note to Steph: Time Exorcise the Idea staff!

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Complete a list of exercise goals.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I run my mouth and jump to conclusions after which I am exhausted.

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    Number Three  over 4 years ago

    Mine is “Heave myself up from bed”

    That does involve the whole body y’ know.

    xxx

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Pig manages to both impractical and practical at the same time! Quite extraordinary!

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    Ned Dickens  over 4 years ago

    I ran a few 5k runs within the past 6 months, so there’s one thing I can achieve.

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    Darth Revan II  almost 2 years ago

    There’s a loophole in the one with the weights, pig only has to lift two different weights four times.

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