Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 07, 2020

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    Skywatcher68  over 3 years ago

    Do they have another dog named “Great Reluctance”?

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    “Pun”-ishing your audience, Snoopy?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    Seeing as I (repeatedly and endlessly said) never owned a dog, is that dog breed from Denmark’s neck really as big as a human’s waistline?

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She just wanted to follow the heard, since she is a great little doggie.

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    favm  over 3 years ago

    I had to read it twice to get a Good Authority

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    therese_callahan2002  over 3 years ago

    He fights Great Authority, Great Authority always wins. He’s been doing since he was a young boy, and he comes out grinning…….

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    mrcooncat  over 3 years ago

    Look for a horse named Great Authority to win the Kentucky Derby next year …

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    Carolyn Saunders  over 3 years ago

    bwahahaha

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    All marriages end in one way or another.

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    car2ner  over 3 years ago

    that is like naming the dog 5 miles. that way each day you walk 5 miles.

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    Darryl Heine  over 3 years ago

    Hit below the belt!

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    eddie6192  over 3 years ago

    The Snoopster just may have a future as a gag writer.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And Snoopster started ghostwriting for Stephan Pastis.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Snoopy has it all wrong. Any family that would name their dog Good Authority will have many happy years ahead.

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    KInda like mine after I asked my ex “If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?”

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    summerdog  over 3 years ago

    Enjoy your Good Authority. Great Danes have a short life span because of their size.

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    Golf Buddy  over 3 years ago

    She must have had a small waist to mistake her belt for a dog collar…

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 3 years ago

    Bad jokes have likely ended more marriages than we think.

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    cditt  over 3 years ago

    The only Peanuts strip Stephan Pastis ever read

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Heck & darnation, two folks beat me to it. I was all set to ask, "Is my 2nd favorite cartoon dog getting in touch with his inner Steph (PB4S) Pastis?!?

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    johndifool  over 3 years ago

    So, they and the dog all went snow skiing?

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 3 years ago

    Charles Shultz: The OG Stephen Pastis!

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    thepinkbaroness  over 3 years ago

    At least there was no waffle-ironing involved this time.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    Have you ever tried kibble? It’s not all that great.

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    vjorgensen54  over 3 years ago

    no, shes just really skinny

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    ms529212  over 3 years ago

    Your writing has gone downhill, Snoopy.

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 3 years ago

    After a complement like that why would the marriage go downhill?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I understand why! Thank goodness Mr. Schultz didn’t stoop to puns very often!

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