Pat Oliphant for March 08, 2012
Rush Limbaugh: Want me to pay for their contraceptives, do they? Prostitutes is what they are!! Bah! Elitist sluts! Cat: Who's the fat jerk with the big cigar? Dog: Really! How can you call him that? Why, he's the most revered, finest, most upstanding, widely renowned and respected right-wing media foulmouth in the business! Cat: Goodness! Should I apologize? Dog: I wouldn't go that far, but you must try to remember... that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Punk: Don't call him fat again.