Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 24, 2022

Soft serve ice cream is good for the sole.

And George, they didn’t have lawn mowers you could ride back then. (You might eat some of the lawn “mowers”, though).

Some real Pathos today.

You bet Jurassic!

Ice cream is the answer to everything.

I prefer vanilla a regular cake (or wafer) cone. Dairy Queen is great.

…now I want gelato for breakfast.

Belgian chocolate and pistachio, please…

“Soft serve” doesn’t come in flavors, and it isn’t in round scoops. Real ice cream comes in flavors and scoops. Soft serve comes in vanilla or chocolate, and it’s in a lumpy, conic pile with a Q on top.

Let me see if I can guess the flavors; mint chocolate chip for RJ, strawberry for Verne, and vanilla for George.

Awww, that is so sweet what they did for George, I hope he never leaves :)

Actually, “softserve” can be any flavor regular ice cream can be since the majority of ice cream flavors are majorly chemical additives – it’s just that the added expense has never seemed worth the cost or the floorspace – you want special flavors – buy a D.Q. blizzard or one of the new Sonic Blaster shakes – they all require a spoon to eat, properly.

Distract me too, please!

Ah, those wonderful summer days when the Mr Softee truck came by!