Who’s gonna tell him you can’t divide by zero?
“And while you wait, go make me a sammich!”
So what else is gnu when it comes to him taking the lion’s share?
Reminds me of the fable where a lion, a donkey and a rabbit go hunting.
At the end of the day, the lion asks the donkey to divide the spoils evenly. The donkey does so with an accountant-like precision: three exactly equal piles.
Then the lion kills the donkey and tells the rabbit to redivide the spoils evenly. The rabbit made one big pile and took only a mouse for himself.
The lion asked the rabbit who taught him how to divide things so evenly. The rabbit responded, “The dead donkey.”
You know, if they didn’t need men to make babies, women would’ve gotten rid of us a LONG time ago.
But we’re here now, and there’s no getting rid of us. Sorry, ladies, you missed your chance.
The irony here is that the lionesses did the actual hunting and killing.
Today is chewsday.
They’re eating gnu-velle cuisine.
They seem to have a bone to pick with him…..The lion must get to the meat of the matter!
September 06, 2014