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Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 24, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 1 year ago

    Who’s gonna tell him you can’t divide by zero?

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    “And while you wait, go make me a sammich!”

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    Stevefk  about 1 year ago

    So what else is gnu when it comes to him taking the lion’s share?

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    DanFlak  about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of the fable where a lion, a donkey and a rabbit go hunting.

    At the end of the day, the lion asks the donkey to divide the spoils evenly. The donkey does so with an accountant-like precision: three exactly equal piles.

    Then the lion kills the donkey and tells the rabbit to redivide the spoils evenly. The rabbit made one big pile and took only a mouse for himself.

    The lion asked the rabbit who taught him how to divide things so evenly. The rabbit responded, “The dead donkey.”

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    enigmamz  about 1 year ago

    You know, if they didn’t need men to make babies, women would’ve gotten rid of us a LONG time ago.

    But we’re here now, and there’s no getting rid of us. Sorry, ladies, you missed your chance.

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    Diat60  about 1 year ago

    The irony here is that the lionesses did the actual hunting and killing.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Who GNU?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 1 year ago

    Today is chewsday.

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    waltermgm  about 1 year ago

    They’re eating gnu-velle cuisine.

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    Storm F-1/4  about 1 year ago

    They seem to have a bone to pick with him…..The lion must get to the meat of the matter!

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    khcm1157  about 1 year ago

    ‘Trickle-down Hunting’.

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