Reminds me of the fable where a lion, a donkey and a rabbit go hunting.
At the end of the day, the lion asks the donkey to divide the spoils evenly. The donkey does so with an accountant-like precision: three exactly equal piles.
Then the lion kills the donkey and tells the rabbit to redivide the spoils evenly. The rabbit made one big pile and took only a mouse for himself.
The lion asked the rabbit who taught him how to divide things so evenly. The rabbit responded, “The dead donkey.”
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
Who’s gonna tell him you can’t divide by zero?
Gent over 4 years ago
“And while you wait, go make me a sammich!”
Stevefk over 4 years ago
So what else is gnu when it comes to him taking the lion’s share?
DanFlak over 4 years ago
Reminds me of the fable where a lion, a donkey and a rabbit go hunting.
At the end of the day, the lion asks the donkey to divide the spoils evenly. The donkey does so with an accountant-like precision: three exactly equal piles.
Then the lion kills the donkey and tells the rabbit to redivide the spoils evenly. The rabbit made one big pile and took only a mouse for himself.
The lion asked the rabbit who taught him how to divide things so evenly. The rabbit responded, “The dead donkey.”
enigmamz over 4 years ago
You know, if they didn’t need men to make babies, women would’ve gotten rid of us a LONG time ago.
But we’re here now, and there’s no getting rid of us. Sorry, ladies, you missed your chance.
Diat60 over 4 years ago
The irony here is that the lionesses did the actual hunting and killing.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Who GNU?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Today is chewsday.
waltermgm over 4 years ago
They’re eating gnu-velle cuisine.
Storm F-1/4 over 4 years ago
They seem to have a bone to pick with him…..The lion must get to the meat of the matter!
khcm1157 over 4 years ago
‘Trickle-down Hunting’.