Animal: I'm starting to think it wasn't a werewolf that bit me...
Every full moon he gets hopping mad.
Oh no! Not the deadly Werearoo?!
He’s the kind that sneaks around pubs looking for victims – a bar snoopial.
You’ll be treated like a leaper
How big of a dingus do you have to be to get a kangaroo and a wolf mixed up? They’re not even from the same hemisphere!
Don’t be too fast to jump to conclusions.
September 06, 2014