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Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 20, 2019

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    wldhrsy2luv  7 months ago

    Just rub it with a little olive oil.

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    pschearer Premium Member 7 months ago

    If one of the two ligaments that give the biceps its name tears from the bone, the muscle tenses up into a characteristic bulge with the medical nickname of the “Popeye muscle”, even though it’s on the wrong part of the arm. Don’t ask me how I know.

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    garcoa  7 months ago

    Lay off the all-spinach diet.

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    jbrobo Premium Member 7 months ago

    I had a dentist tell me I had well developed forearms. He was good but I found another dentist.

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    sanderling75  7 months ago

    Bug bites can do that to some degree if one is allergic to the venom

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    Stevefk  7 months ago

    Better keep him at arms length, you don’t know if its contagious or not!

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    BearsDown Premium Member 7 months ago

    “I Yam What I Yam.”

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    LEE RIMAR Premium Member 7 months ago

    It’s a real thing! Olecranon Bursitis – also known as “Popeye’s Elbow.”

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    Cut out the spinach, and if you start talking about ‘yams’, come back to see me immediately.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 7 months ago

    well, blow me down

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    rob mccallum Premium Member 7 months ago

    both my arms look like that, and have for 30 years. I spent summers throwing 80 – 90 lb hay bales and the rest of the year slugging cases of poultry that weighed jus as much. my arms are huge, though I’ve never worked out at a gym.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  7 months ago

    Tell the patient to Romaine calm.

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    DanFlak  7 months ago

    That’s what you get when, “I loves to go swimmins with bowlegged wimmins.”

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    drtact  7 months ago

    Hmmm, I’m thinking that 1) he’s left-handed, 2) he doesn’t have a girlfriend, and 3) he watches a lot of porn.

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    davanden  7 months ago

    Stop eating spinach.

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    gary812abc  7 months ago

    So, he’s a ‘lefty’.

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    basicallystupid15 Premium Member 7 months ago

    I have a really good comment but then I would get in trouble for posting it.

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    Maledoro  7 months ago

    How embarasskeen! Arf, arf,arf…

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    AshburnStadium  7 months ago

    Being 4/20, I used to sing the Popeye theme like this: “I’m Potpipe, the smokin’ man I’m high as a kite, I am I’m high to the finish ‘Cause I smokes my spinach I’m Potpipe, the smokin’ man!”

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    noreenklose  7 months ago

    To ALL my friends here:

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    Concretionist  7 months ago

    Pope Yetis? :)

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