Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 20, 2019

Just rub it with a little olive oil.

If one of the two ligaments that give the biceps its name tears from the bone, the muscle tenses up into a characteristic bulge with the medical nickname of the “Popeye muscle”, even though it’s on the wrong part of the arm. Don’t ask me how I know.

Lay off the all-spinach diet.

I had a dentist tell me I had well developed forearms. He was good but I found another dentist.

Bug bites can do that to some degree if one is allergic to the venom

Better keep him at arms length, you don’t know if its contagious or not!

“I Yam What I Yam.”

Cut out the spinach, and if you start talking about ‘yams’, come back to see me immediately.

well, blow me down

both my arms look like that, and have for 30 years. I spent summers throwing 80 – 90 lb hay bales and the rest of the year slugging cases of poultry that weighed jus as much. my arms are huge, though I’ve never worked out at a gym.

Tell the patient to Romaine calm.

That’s what you get when, “I loves to go swimmins with bowlegged wimmins.”

Hmmm, I’m thinking that 1) he’s left-handed, 2) he doesn’t have a girlfriend, and 3) he watches a lot of porn.

Stop eating spinach.

So, he’s a ‘lefty’.

How embarasskeen! Arf, arf,arf…

To ALL my friends here:

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Pope Yetis? :)