The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for June 11, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  10 days ago

    That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

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    electricshadow Premium Member 10 days ago

    “Nope. You’re on your own.”

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    snsurone76  10 days ago

    The reason is standing in the doorway. He doesn’t need Siri to tell him that!

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    T.G.I.M. celebration?

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    PraiseofFolly  10 days ago

    Siri: “Try, ‘Gort, Klaatu barada nikto!’”

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    Dkram  10 days ago

    I wonder if that would work for Andy Capp?

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    WilliamVollmer  10 days ago

    Somehow, the Siri team forgot to program that into her. Possibly they intended to but forgot after a night of staying out until past 3 AM themselves.

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    Jeff0811  10 days ago

    I was out until 3:00 AM because the bars close at 2:30 AM. I don’t see the issue here Loretta?

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    the lost wizard  10 days ago

    It seemed like a good idea at the time just doesn’t cut it. :)

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    markkahler52  9 days ago

    She had me tied to the bed, Loretta. How was I SUPPOSED to get home?! (two feet facing)

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    razzledazzle295  9 days ago

    Women treat men like kid’s. They won’t let them play with their friends, because they’re worried they’ll stay out too late.

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    anomaly  9 days ago

    Certainly not because you wanted to.

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    cuzinron47  9 days ago

    Just tell her you weren’t in any hurray to see her, she’ll understand.

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    John Jorgensen  9 days ago

    Or why it’s so well lit at that hour?

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    Moonkey Premium Member 9 days ago

    I am so glad I don’t have an iPhone. I don’t want one, either.

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    anncorr339  9 days ago

    Looking at Loretta that is why you stayed out

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    Ooten Aboot  4 days ago

    Do the Lockhorns live in Alaska? It’s very bright for 3:00 am unless they are i the land of the midnight sun.

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