JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 25, 2022

Pro level suck up to the boss!

Stop it!

It’s a good man who can make any at all woman happy.

And how many years did it finally take him?

“Holy holo, Batman”…

That look on her face. Until she finds out she can’t actually ride on it!

Enjoy the feeling of being Captain Ruiz’s good side while it lasts, Joe!

I gotta get new glasses. I just spent several minutes trying to figure out what a HOLDERAM is.

he might actually avoid being thrown out of the office – at least until she finds out it is a hologram

I don’t think she’ll be upset over it being a hologram, it’s just one more persian carpet…done “modern style”. Some people who’re Collectors, appreciate the off the beaten path version of what they collect! The odd, unusual or quirky adds to their happiness.

SCORE!!!!!

Ruiz must be so happy.

And it’s a WIN!

She LOVES it! Can’t have a real flying carpet, but doing a hologram is the next best thing. Bet he got it on Amazon! Ha ha

Looks like a promotion for Joe is upcoming

Wow, and he actually got her to smile for once! Enjoy it while it lasts, Joe!

Best birthday gift, ever.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!

Nice! Wondered how he’d pull off the perfect gift!

oh that’s cool and probably doable with technology today

She is still going to throw him out of her office

For the first time he might not get tossed out of Ruiz’ office.

I have a coworker who used to tease me about my unique shaped beard. It took me awhile to come up with the proper retort. He has a bald spot on the top of his head, so I asked him if he knew he had a hole on his haircut. He got a big kick out of that. Next time I saw him I said “Holy haircuts Batman, it’s B….”

How was Joe able to afford something like? An hologram that good can’t be within an beat cop salary

GREAT IDEA!

And on a Saturday for crying out loud. We don’t get to see if she threw him out of the office.

Fantastic git!

Ruiz is smiling!Get it on film so she can’t deny it later.