JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 23, 2022

Not helping, Benny!

“Sorry, Master Lee. I can cut hair but I cannot add more to your head. Come back in a month or two.”

My favorite of “the dozens” is “Yo’ mama’s so dumb that she thinks that St. Ides is a church!”

Those are the worst insults I’ve ever heard.

Why do they always just stand there and listen to them? It’s not like they have them surrounded or pinned against the wall.

I FINALLY got it. Good work Mr. Armstrong.

Sorry kid..Bruce never wore a flat top or close cut…

They ARE projections (shadows).

BULLIES….HATE ’EM. Stand up for yourselves, guys!!!!!

Those guys got a complex or something? [In best Sigmund Freud accent] “Tell me about your mothers…”

From what I’ve seen in comments section, “projection” may be the most misused and overused (at the same time) word in history, not counting those used as expletives such as “like.”

Not only can they not pronounce “projection”, it is unlikely they know what the word means.

Hey you three,go back to CURTIS where you belong!!

So almost no one noticed that the one with the pointy head said Jojo looked like a pencil. The dome headed one sid Jojo looked like the Capitol Building, and the lumpy headed one said Jojo’s head looked like a lumpy beanbag?

Notice that none of their similes (if that’s the right word) remotely resemble what JoJo’s haircut looks like. Now if they’d said he looks like a fresh military recruit (male) that would be closer to the mark.