Mark Twain told of his most eventful campaign while a Confederate soldier. He was on a patrol with a company consisting of six Brigadier Generals and one Corporal, that being Cpl. Sam Clemons. They surprised a Union soldier who had been separated from his unit, and at 7-to-1 odds made short work of him. Twain described it as the most glorious rebel victory of the war, the Yankee forces being vanquished to their last man without the loss of a single Confederate life.
Don’t need no stinkin’ piece of paper to join a “militia” – all you need is to drink with some good ol’ boys… besides, that paper requires readin’ an writin’…
I imagine the “Flat Earthers” would fit in the Trumper column, and one militia or another. Yes, they DO exist. My husband talked to one recently. And the moon is only 50 miles away. Really, the guy said that, too.
My teacher son had an extremely irate parent call because in world history class, the fact that Jesus was a Jew was mentioned. She was incensed because everyone know Jesus was a Christian. If you truly want a hint at how we’ve descended into idiotocracy (and I think I’ve misspelled that), talk to teachers about what comes up at parent conferences (like the parent who told me he knew his daughter’s essay was well-written because he had written it).
What’s REALLY SCARY is that I know of people in the county where I live that would GET IN LINE to be able to fill that out… if they could find a friend to help them with the spelling, that is!
fritzoid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Re “Highest Rank Attained/Rank Qualified For”:
Mark Twain told of his most eventful campaign while a Confederate soldier. He was on a patrol with a company consisting of six Brigadier Generals and one Corporal, that being Cpl. Sam Clemons. They surprised a Union soldier who had been separated from his unit, and at 7-to-1 odds made short work of him. Twain described it as the most glorious rebel victory of the war, the Yankee forces being vanquished to their last man without the loss of a single Confederate life.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 3 years ago
Brilliant. Except to those who don’t find it funny. They’re just scary.
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
There is NO crime that Trump Disciples believe is wrong, so long as it is committed in the Name of The Messiah.
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Inciting violence.
Spreading covid.
Sabotage of elections.
Sabotage of covid responses.
And, of course, permanently separating little children from their parents, massive corruption, and Treason.
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All celebrated by every Trump Disciple.
FrankErnesto over 3 years ago
Is it self defense to drive a vehicle into a crowd of people?
JohnHarry Premium Member over 3 years ago
Jeff: So nice- everything wrapped up in one page.
brwydave Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hallelujah, hallelujah, praise Tiny – according to the above I’m an Admiral.
MFRXIM Premium Member over 3 years ago
Jared IS a space alien!
Ryan Plut over 3 years ago
Mister Danziger, you have NAILED IT!
tengu99 over 3 years ago
It does not matter if its for the left , right, or anywhere in between, I wish all political cartoons had this much attitude.
Ammo is on a break Premium Member over 3 years ago
Now that’s Funny, the Tom Clancy Reader made me crack up.
paranormal over 3 years ago
Don’t give them ideas Jeff!!!
944im Premium Member over 3 years ago
the most opinionated and bigoted man I ever met was a proud more patriotic than thou.. Army…cook
evanmarhews over 3 years ago
time to lock and load !!
pamela welch Premium Member over 3 years ago
Brilliant! Just too frightening to be funny ♥♥ most excellent Jeff
szanwil2 over 3 years ago
Jeff, this is a work of art.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
“Well regulated” means the pressure doesn’t vary by much, reight?
Ammo is on a break Premium Member over 3 years ago
If by some million to one chance Trump wins, American Cities will burn…again only more so and I bet Trump brings the marshmallows.
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
BRILLIANT!!!
Fuzzy Kombu over 3 years ago
No, you can’t use ‘Il Duce’. It’s reserved for…well, he’s President now, but he’ll probably come up with some such title pretty soon.
ferddo over 3 years ago
Don’t need no stinkin’ piece of paper to join a “militia” – all you need is to drink with some good ol’ boys… besides, that paper requires readin’ an writin’…
j.painterjones over 3 years ago
I imagine the “Flat Earthers” would fit in the Trumper column, and one militia or another. Yes, they DO exist. My husband talked to one recently. And the moon is only 50 miles away. Really, the guy said that, too.
Twobit over 3 years ago
My teacher son had an extremely irate parent call because in world history class, the fact that Jesus was a Jew was mentioned. She was incensed because everyone know Jesus was a Christian. If you truly want a hint at how we’ve descended into idiotocracy (and I think I’ve misspelled that), talk to teachers about what comes up at parent conferences (like the parent who told me he knew his daughter’s essay was well-written because he had written it).
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
I heard there’s a REPRINT TOMORROW….
Masterskrain Premium Member over 3 years ago
What’s REALLY SCARY is that I know of people in the county where I live that would GET IN LINE to be able to fill that out… if they could find a friend to help them with the spelling, that is!
Dani Rice over 3 years ago
Mr. Danzier, this is worthy of a Pulitzer. Thank you.
nodjt over 3 years ago
This cartoon assumes that any of those idiots can read or write.